Well Fuck Me Backwards With a Telegrah Pole
Well Fuck Me Backwards With a Telegrah Pole
❝ I’d be his, if he asked. ❞
— Six Word Story (via roguedirection)



Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime

Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it? 

Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just 

"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"

  (via damianwhines)


im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*



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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

Hail hydra


You lost me when you said you hate cats.