Well Fuck Me Backwards With a Telegrah Pole
Well Fuck Me Backwards With a Telegrah Pole

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

As long as there’s no red clothes in the batch in there, you’ll be alright.

amphetameme:

i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

OK but this litterally happened to me when I was 16. Mostly because I was fucking nervous and didn’t know what else to say. And minus the capitalist pig part.

I did not get a call back, needless to say

I hate the bears as much as the next Packer fan…

But calling Jay Cutler ‘cuntler’ is really stupid and very classless. Seriously. Stop.

I’m in a ‘fuck everyone’ mood tonight.

And not the good kind of fuck everyone

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

Or drive you and 9 other friends across state with out a license, crashing the suv and killing two of your friends. Just sayyyying

Moore has a neck injury