Well Fuck Me Backwards With a Telegrah Pole
Well Fuck Me Backwards With a Telegrah Pole
❝ I’d be his, if he asked. ❞
— Six Word Story (via roguedirection)

clintbarttons:

dothraki-shieldmaiden:

Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime

Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it? 

Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just 

"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"

  (via damianwhines)

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

merthurian-legend:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

Hail hydra

visualechoess:

You lost me when you said you hate cats.