Well Fuck Me Backwards With a Telegrah Pole
Well Fuck Me Backwards With a Telegrah Pole


I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

Oh this is for the meme thing about what I’d be blogging about at that age!?

I’d be in 6th and 7th grade… I’d be bogging about CSI and 7th Heaven. For sureee. I was obsessed with this shows.


"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

I saw a woman with a legit beard leaving the mall today.

Not just a an inch of peach fuzz, it was a legit beard on a legit woman

send me an age and ill tell you what i would have been blogging about when i was that old



It will no doubt be mortifying, but do it!

Absolutely you should do this


i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter